The Woodland Park Zoo still won’t let us pet the new baby ocelot, Philip. The zoo has had 21 baby ocelots since 1973—you’d think we could borrow JUST THIS ONE. Whatever, W.P.Z.!
To tide us over, here are two ocelot kittens, Frederick and Bartholomew, who were born at the zoo back in 2008. (You might want to find your own soundtrack.)
Don’t you get any cognitive dissonance at all, from writing about wanting to pet cute animals in one post, and then wanting to cage and force feed animals so you can eat their engorged livers in the next post?
It seems sociopathic.
Q: How do you titillate an ocelot?
A: You oscillate her tit a lot.
Ocelots, being nothing more than slightly larger cats, are BO-RING. On the cute baby animal front, you’re much better off with something along the lines of this platypus puggle.
@1 Hi, Jack!
they’re still ocelittles, on their way to being ocelots.
Ocelots are by far the best animals when it comes to puns.
Into the oven!