So the Prime Minister of Italy is seriously considering compiling a list writing a book about all the women he’s slept with, for the public’s edification. Berlusconi’s rumored self-serving autobiography follows in the footsteps of another famous Italian ruler, Mussolini, who is reported to have kept as many as 14 lovers at a time, despite having poor hygiene, barely reaching five-foot, and suffering from horrible chronic constipation.

It’s been done before Mussolini, though… in 1787.

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