9 replies on “Blood-Rate Tests Reveal John T. Williams Was Peacefully Asleep at Time of His Fatal Shooting”

  1. You really got me on that one, despite “blood-rate tests” being so made up sounding.

    You’re right, though. Tomorrow I expect to read: Officer Admits Pausing to Load “Home-Made” Hollowpoints.

  2. Williams WAS asleep. He was permanently asleep. His brain wasn’t on anymore. Severe late-stage wet brain alcoholic. He had gotten dramatically worse in the months before his death, unable to recognize or say his name half the time.

    Still not OK to shoot him, of course.

  3. “Just kidding,” haw haw!

    I met Williams’ sister and a couple of his friends shortly after the shooting. I’m sure they will find this post heeee-larious!

  4. 8: I don’t think they’ll be finding much of anything hilarious for a while. But, uh, congrats on getting to meet a victim’s siblings.

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