According to a survey released by media analyst Steve Sternberg, Fox News’ average viewer last season was aged 65, the oldest audience among fully distributed cable networks.
In other news, liver spots ain’t got nothing to do with your liver!
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What about the liver pills Dan got from the Glenn Beck University?
Good, that means Fox News should be off the air in another 7 to 10 years then.
Cause you know if the old uns keep watching that shit they’re gonna have an attack of something and wind up in a home. They need to get out more, maybe dance.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYHROkULT…
Damn, the average ages of viewers from all the stations are pretty old.
Don’t those young’ens watch the Tee-Vee anymore? I guess they must spend all their time on teh interwebs.
As the resident old person, I want to debunk the notion that all old people watch Fux Nuws.
In other news, liver spots will vanish within 30 years since young people never see the sun, spending all their time at keyboards or watching vampire movies.
Seeing as people tend to get more conservative as they get older, this should surprise absolutely no-one.
I’m doubtful about the common wisdom that people get more conservative as they get older. It makes no sense to me, and doesn’t fit with any the observations I’ve made of all the older people I know.
But then I think about what conservative used to mean, and what it seems to mean now, and it makes sense. And I remember that Fox News isn’t conservative. Any cheerleader of going to war without paying for it can’t by definition be conservative. We haven’t had a real conservative Republican in the presidency in my lifetime.
Why do we still call Republicans conservative again?
I thought it would be old, but I didn’t think it would be 65.