
Unconfirmed reports of ape-like creatures roaming the area on horseback! It’s a mad house! A mad house! Doctor, I’d like to kiss you goodbye.
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Unconfirmed reports of ape-like creatures roaming the area on horseback! It’s a mad house! A mad house! Doctor, I’d like to kiss you goodbye.
Grant Brissey covered everything from hard news and technology, to music, film, and visual arts during his time working for The Stranger. Grant's work has also appeared at Geekwire, and in Billboard,... More by Grant Brissey
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God damn you all to HELL!
YOU MANIACS!!! YOU BLEW IT UP!!!
I hate every ape I see
From chimpan-a to chimpan-zee
No, you’ll never make a monkey out of me
Oh my God, I was wrong
It was Earth all along
You’ve finally made a monkey
Yes, we’ve finally made a monkey
Yes, you’ve finally made a monkey out of me
Yes, we’ve finally made a monkey out of you
I love you, Dr. Zaius!
Scientist: Maybe we should finally tell them the big secret — that all the chimps we sent into space came back super-intelligent.
(A chair swivels round, revealing a Chimp in a suit)
Chimp: No, I don’t think we’ll be telling them that.
take your stinkin paws off me you damn dirty ape!!
Oh man. It’s the ACLU party!!!! Oh nerds, I do love you, though. So. Much.
or maybe that was last night? Whatevs, I’m going to SLOGhappy…..
Is somebody opening up a used car lot there?
Constance McMillen will be parachuting down through skyrockets to land on her girlfriend atop that head to formally kick off tonight’s ACLU fundraiser. The mayor’s proclaiming it McMillen Day, and Scissor Sisters are gonna play (Jake had his eyelids surgically loosened to appear less panicky – check it out).
cover her face with a burqa, then burn it
see what happens when you let a frenchie intern?
next thing you know there will be an eiffel tower replica in las vegas…
and baguettes poking out all our S.U.V.’s
Liberty is breaking out all over! Libertines of the world, Unite! (And get DOWN! Yeah!)
“I believe his wisdom must walk hand and hand with his idiocy”
Gus, are you going to see Scissor Sisters? I’m going in Vancouver the next day, can’t wait!!
oh fnarf. you are always going to be my favorite commenter.
i am not, Canuck. That Wednesday night is not my own. However, I hope they dance your face right off in Stanley Park the next night!
Madison, WI 1979
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Libert…
Been there, done that.
Nooo–vaaa.
NO-VA!
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_aIcdsJUgqm0/SZ…