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Unconfirmed reports of ape-like creatures roaming the area on horseback! It’s a mad house! A mad house! Doctor, I’d like to kiss you goodbye.

Grant Brissey covered everything from hard news and technology, to music, film, and visual arts during his time working for The Stranger. Grant's work has also appeared at Geekwire, and in Billboard,...

18 replies on “BREAKING: Giant Statue of Liberty Head Spotted in Cal Anderson Park!”

  1. I hate every ape I see
    From chimpan-a to chimpan-zee
    No, you’ll never make a monkey out of me

    Oh my God, I was wrong
    It was Earth all along

    You’ve finally made a monkey
    Yes, we’ve finally made a monkey
    Yes, you’ve finally made a monkey out of me
    Yes, we’ve finally made a monkey out of you

    I love you, Dr. Zaius!

  2. Scientist: Maybe we should finally tell them the big secret — that all the chimps we sent into space came back super-intelligent.

    (A chair swivels round, revealing a Chimp in a suit)

    Chimp: No, I don’t think we’ll be telling them that.

  3. Constance McMillen will be parachuting down through skyrockets to land on her girlfriend atop that head to formally kick off tonight’s ACLU fundraiser. The mayor’s proclaiming it McMillen Day, and Scissor Sisters are gonna play (Jake had his eyelids surgically loosened to appear less panicky – check it out).

  4. see what happens when you let a frenchie intern?
    next thing you know there will be an eiffel tower replica in las vegas…

    and baguettes poking out all our S.U.V.’s

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