“Ask a Crack Hoe! Move over, Dan Savage,” says BuzzFeed. “Propecia really couldn’t give a shit about you and your stupid love life, but her advice is surprisingly astute.”
Yeah, she’s good—but she doesn’t have the stamina, BuzzFeed, she can’t go the distance. I get more stupid questions than that in five freakin’ minutes via email and you don’t see me storming out of the room.
If by “astute” you mean “riddled with profanity and mumbled speech”, then yeah, she’s surprisingly astute.
I liked what she does for fun though.
And my avatar looks like Tigger’s doing something inappropriate…. hmmmmm
@3
haha, yeah now I feel dirty looking at it, it’s like I’m doing him in the missionary position.
she was an actress & passed away – bummer.
Yep, Dan, I’ve got to admit that you’re the expert on cracks, alright.
fuck, that’s awesome. thank you dan!!
She should have started a charm school.
That was great! Wish there were a dial-a-crack-whore number I could call whenever I need some sense slapped into me. Best part though: “I crochet.” Bet she’s good too.
That made me laugh so hard. Thank you.
Propecia? The male pattern baldness prescription drug? Really?
@3, you can crop the original to a square shape the way you want before uploading it…
We don’t, because you’re not being filmed at work.
PROPECIA!!!!
Propecia, she dead. SAD!
http://bit.ly/2RFj0x
working with Yucko the Clown would do anyone in. that was funny, though – she nailed it.
@11 I giggled at her name, too. And she is quite funny. May she rest in peace.
“I crochet”. LMAO XD
That is the funniest thing I have seen in a long time! Thanx Dan.