
- Jake Clifford
When to see Hump!:
· November 3rd-5th at On the Boards!
· November 11th-12th at SIFF Cinema at the Uptown!
· Portland ticket info is coming soon!
When to buy your tickets:
· Wednesday, September 28th at 9 pm MIDNIGHT SHOWS ONLY go on sale at the Capitol Hill Rudy’s, with a party at the Cha Cha afterwards.
· Thursday, September 29th at 9 am MIDNIGHT SHOWS ONLY are available at all Rudy’s locations.
· Saturday, October 1st at 10 am all other tickets available to purchase online at www.humpseattle.com
How much the tickets cost:
· $23 (plus fees)!
HUMP!

That seems like a lot for homemade porn. Is that the price in my hotel room?
How much are the fees if we’re picking them up at Rudy’s?
uh, $23…really?
$23 gets you a handy on Aurora…also, herpes but that’s beside the point.
@3 – The herpes is included in the price of your ticket.
@4, to be clear, the chance to watch it being transmitted on the big screen is included with your Hump! ticket. I suppose some people may prefer the more direct experience offered by a clammy tug job behind the Jack in the Box on 85th.
@5 – Yes, and some people prefer McDonald’s coffee. The rest of us prefer a more refined method of getting herpes: the theatre.
Well, la-di-da. My nutsack’s got caught on its share of lorgnettes too, you know.
@2- Rudy’s will be charging a $2 service fee per ticket. Total price will be $25.