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I’d caption that photo – because hey, who doesn’t love Salisbury steak? – if I could tell who the fuck it was. What the hell is up with you guys and your shitty-assed photos?
“Shitty back-lit cell phone picture of a TV screen”
“and in other news, another Easter has been ruined for Newt Gingrich…”
Is that the doorway to Mid-World?
@3: Yes!
Well, that’s it. @3 has already taken my idea, so I don’t see any point in continuing.
“What do you mean, Gingrich commands a higher lecture fee than I do?”
So does #3 have to come down to claim the delicious salsbury prize, or are you going to hand deliver and microwave it for him/her?
Breaking News: Eyes Out — Cheek Now Window to Soul.
“I can’t believe my news writers are using ‘peeps’ I’m sorry.. I..I’m retiring”
@3 wins. game over.
Sullen Gingrich refuses to open eyes, in case he is “no longer on cruise”.
Hey! Shouldn’t you ask before offering to give me away?
Theyze behind mah eyelids homey!
@3 did indeed post the best one. All hail @3 …
“God damn it, Maddow, quit hiding my fucking candy!”
Where’s my Donkey Kong?
Am I the only one scanning the reflection for someone naked and “enjoying” the news alone or with a partner?
“Who the fuck still uses a Cathode Ray Tube!?”
“Shown here is a classic example of the urban colloquialisms used on liberal media outlets that scare senior citizens into flipping back to Fox News.”
Doooooohnnnnuuuuuuttttsssss….