From her numbskull babblings about “opposite marriage” to the discovery of her donated breast implants and semi-nude photo shoot (the latter of which could lead to her de-throning), Carrie Prejean has roared through the past few weeks like a clown car packed with embarrassing revelations. But whatever will come next? While we wait for an answer, bide time with this quiz.
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weed.. think about it.. an alledged tryst with michael phelps..she’ll be caught at the airport a la halle berry with an 8th in her ladybag
Well, it would seem the results have it.
While she is a tool for extreme interests, the only photo I’ve seen shows a bare back with her turned away. Am I missing something? I saved those Venessa Williams shots for quite some time that got her de-throned – they were hot. This does not seem to be enough. If there is more, I say let them out now – something we can sink our teeth into.
No new posts until you come up with some new pics
sad that even in a lefty rag like the stranger, being trans is apparently the comic equivalent of 14 abortions or being an arsonist
The results of this poll give me faith in humanity.
This is the first time in my life I have ever had “penis envey”… because I wish to slap that ignorant bitch in the face with a large thick cock… I vote she ends up doing porn; perhaps a donkey show would be appropreate cause she is definatly a horses ass.
Nice job making Carrie Prejean look reasonable and making David Schmader look like a bigoted, conservative, hateful douche.
Wait! We NEED to find out if she supports torture!!!!
I would vote for #6 (stop talking about her), except that “Two Girls, One Cup, and the Holy Spirit” is the most brilliant name for a fake porno ever and deserves props.
@6,10
Assume Miss Prejean is actually transgendered. Wouldn’t that bring this whole fucking absurd, depressing, life-ruining circus to the same level of hyperbole as the other choices? Or, for argument’s sake, change “gender” to “girlfriend”. Would it still be offensive? And wouldn’t David’s point of “Hey, what is the most ridiculous thing that could happen next? Let’s make her a member of the LGBT community. Why not, she’s already a hypocritical, ignorant attention whore, and LGBTs can be just as hypocritical, ignorant, and attention whorey as Barbie fundamentalists.”
I call unnecessary umbrage here.
This is the first competition photo of her I’ve seen and all I can say is – THOSE are the bought-and-paid-for ta-tas? They’re nice enough, but dang, girl must have been flat as a fallow Nebraska cornfield before the augmentation.
@6, @10, You are reading the poll wrong. The only thing equating all the poll items, save the last one, is that were any of these things revealed about her, it would further invalidate her and her position. You don’t have to be anti-trans to think it funny if it turned out that she was trans.
#13, If this was in the context of “1. she’s a dyke!” “2. she kissed a girl!” “3. she just got gay divorced in Iowa!” I would agree with you, but it’s in the context of being an arsonist and being in poo porn.
It’s also just one of many hateful, transphobic posts by Stranger writers. Trans people were recently abandoned by legislators and LGBT groups in federal discrimination and hate crimes bills, so there’s that, too. Bigoted jokes are all about context.
it can only get worse, methinks.
Like the Palin clan, Carrie Prejean is turning into the gift that keeps on giving.
I hope she has a secret pre-marital baby that she’s been pawning off as a sibling, a la Palin. A gayby would be even better
Get real, she’s only had 3 or 4 abortions.
@ 6, 10, 13, 16.
Thanks, my thoughts too.
Why does it seem that the L’s, G’s, B’s and their allies, feel the T’s don’t matter?
Why is it acceptable to write transphobic innuendo on a consistent basis? Why didn’t #5. on the poll say she had a former girlfriend?
With friends like these. . .
@16, 21
Okay, I guess if you choose to find something offensive in it, it’s easy to do that. I guess you’re right, it’s funny if you equate lesbians with arsonists, but not trans people. I’ll second Andy @15 and reiterate:
Q. How many feminists/gay activists/trans activists/slog readers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. That’s not fucking funny.
May I start a new proposition?
“PROPOSITION 0 0 ” – (google it)
This amendment will take away a woman’s right to do Vile, Disgusting, Immoral, Gross, Deviant, Abomination, Sick, Unnatural, Perverted, Sinful acts to her body,
LIKE ADDING FAKE BOOBS. I’ll vote on THAT one!”
I vote for #7: “She’s had anal reconstructive surgery after an extreme dildo accident while making porn”.
i think the only forthcoming revelations remaining are for an appropriate public backlash against angry, sexist faggots. so what if the woman thinks differently and said so on national tv? bfd. time for you queers to grow up and get over yourselves.
@ 22:
um. . . i don’t think equating anyone’s identity with an arsonist is funny. . . that was kinda’ my point.
And thanks for telling us what should and shouldn’t be considered offensive. Gee, I am glad someone is out there telling me how I should be /feel.
You show me an instance in the media where trans doesn’t equal = sensational or worthy of mocking and maybe you would have a point. Until then. . .
@25
. . . there was a time when there wasn’t a backlash?
I you believe ‘thinking differently’ = wanting to prevent someone else from their own self determination. . . then yes it is a ‘bfd.’
Boo.