Remember the other day when I posted that celebrity penis collage and challenged you to identify the celebrities by their male penises? Well, NOT A SINGLE ONE OF YOU got all the answers right. But maybe that was because you didn’t have the right incentive.
I’m reposting it right here, right now, and the first person to post a complete set of correct answers in the comments wins one pair of HUMP! tickets to the screening of their choice.
Penises after the jump, where they belong (always remember to CLOAK YOUR SHAME).
Good luck! Happy penising!
Your penis-having celebrities are:
a. Ewan MacGregor
b. Viggo Mortensen
c. Jason Mewes
d. Harvey Keitel
e. Jude Law
f. Simon Rex
g. Brad Pitt
h. Jason Segel
i. Daniel Radcliffe
A – 9; B – 8, C – 6; D – 4; E – 3 ; F – 7; G – 1; H – 5; I – 2
1i 2a 3e
4d 5h 6c 7f
8c
9b
Google says: 3, 8, 6, 4, 9, 7, 1, 5, 2
Google says: 3, 8, 6, 4, 9, 7, 1, 5, 2
3a, 8b, 6c, 4c, 9e, 7f, 1g, 5h, 2i
Dammit. I have one of those jobs that frowns on looking at peen at work. Also, Christi S is a giant cheater.
Is it just me or is #7 have a really oddly shaped boner?
Make that does**
I was too distracted by all the peen to pay attention to my words.
A – 3
B – 8
C – 6
D – 4
E – 9
F – 7
G – 1
H – 5
I – 2
Well, that totally deflates my nagging feeling of penile inadequacy…
Damn, I was good. Only 2 wrong, and I did it without GIS. I think a goodly portion were from before 2000, when I was still a teenager.
1. G Brad Pitt
2. i Daniel Radcliffe
3. A Ewan MacGregor
4. D Harvey Keitel
5. H Jason Segal
6. C Jason Mewes
7. F Simon Rex
8. B Viggo Mortensen
9. E Jude Law
NOT SAFE FOR WORK!!
What? Somebody had to. (And: ha!)
It should be noted that the Daniel Radcliffe shot is a notorious fake.
@3: Christi S is our first correct answer! Christi–e-mail me (lindy at thestranger.com) and I’ll get you set up.
Ew.
None of them are prime p0rn material.
For extra credit I shall match the actor to the picture AND the origin of the picture!
a. Ewan MacGregor–3 (Young Adam)
b. Viggo Mortensen–8 (Eastern Promises)
c. Jason Mewes–6 (Zack and Miri Make a Porno)
d. Harvey Keitel–4(Bad Lieutenant)
e. Jude Law– 9 (Tabloid shot while he was changing on a balcony)
f. Simon Rex — 7 (From his wank video)
g. Brad Pitt –1 (Also from a tabloid photo taken while Brad was on a balcony)
h. Jason Segel–5 (Forgetting Sarah Marshall)
i. Daniel Radcliffe–2 (From production still for “Equus”)
@16,
Most of us aren’t. Still. Ew.
I love penis. Thank you for this. Thank you.
wow-what a treat thank you:}
Isn’t #2 a fake Daniel Radcliffe? Photoshopped because he wasn’t 18 yet when the picture was taken?
1.g
2.i
3.a
4.d
5.h
6.c
7.f
8.b I knew Viggo Mortensen’s at first glance. 🙂
9.e
that’s Viggo in Indian runner, not eastern promises