Charles was interviewed today, apparently by a horse cock.
- Daaaaaaang.
That microphone looks waaaay too much like a penis. Like, I know that microphones look like penises anyway, but this one is especially dong-like. Look at the shape. The slight curve. The way that disembodied hand gently caresses the base.
I showed him the photo, and he said “Yeah, it looks like a horse cock.”
On a fun side note, some of you may remember this isn’t Charles’ first encounter with equine lust.