The Stranger production department subscribes to a number of clip-art sites and every once in awhile we run across something funny, freaky, or inexplicable.
Slog-tipper Katie was searching for a “model, female”, and sent this screen shot of the results:
I mean sure, I guess they’re female, and maybe they are hella-sexy, supermodel cows. I don’t know from sexy cows.
Mullingar heifer, beef to the heels.
They’re models. Like, figurines that are not alive.
In the realm of weird-ass stock imagery, this is a snooze.
Maybe you’re just not “horny” enough.
I’d have to see their hind quarters before I could answer.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FavUpD_Ij…
@5 Holy crap. My day is both better and worse for seeing that. I cannot un-see cowrantulas. But I kind of don’t want to un-see them. I feel funny.
(cowrantulas make me use lots of double-negatives.)
@6: How did you miss that when Wm. Steven Humphrey posted it?
Mom?