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She’s the first person for whom I’ve wished a body-destroying pregnancy and birth.
Is this feeling wrong?
They just really don’t get it do they? It’s like someone told them that people would like them more if they had a sense of humor about themselves but this isn’t humor. This is just sad.
ugh. i’ll skip it, but thanks.
Her tweets make for entertaining dramatic readings on The Soup.
That chick has a BANGIN’ body.
@seandr, she knows.
http://coedmagazine.com/2011/12/19/court…
p.s. ^ most likely NSFW, but regardless, you’d regret clicking on it.
@ 5, remember when you said you’d fuck my wife? Besides knowing that you couldn’t induce anything in her but laughter (which wouldn’t be brought out by your lame jokes), your taste in vapid, unattractive, fake-boob Barbie dolls ensures that you probably wouldn’t want to try.
That’s not a 17-year-old girl. That’s a 30-something fame hungry woman.
she made me realize that boobs are terrible.
@1: Yes. She’s appalling, but cut her some slack. She’s practically a child.
drinking age should be 18
plastic surgery age should be 21
If Jason Alexander isn’t wealthy enough to buy a convincing toupée, nobody is.
Anyone who believes that woman is actually 17 years old (or anywhere in the vicinity) needs to get their prescription checked.
What boring people.
@5: Oh right, I’m supposed to pretend she’s ugly because she’s a conventionally attractive tabloid persona. Or something like that.
I can never seem get the self-important pious liberal shtick quite right!
@6: That picture makes me want to eat her snatch.
Oops. @5->@8
I hope I can pull tail like that when I’m 51
hell, I wish I could now
If I believed she was actually 17, I might find this offensive, but I don’t. It’s not funny, but I’m not bothered by it.
I get it. It’s funny because the girl has big boobies and the guy who married her is old.
The funny thing is that the readership of SLOG can actually sit still and watch this past the bikini part.
From the way he promotes (pimps) her, I get the impression her husband has a cuckolding fetish.
@24 I actually never thought about Brittany Spears much at all until the drug thing. She and I move in separate circles.
I am completely baffled that no one has noticed that she is ill! Has no one noticed that she is unable to stop moving? (purposeful movements used to cover uncontrollable movements)
Well, maybe I will retract the ‘ill’ statement. After looking some stuff up – tics are neurological and don’t actually indicate a progressive disease. But still… How come I seem to be the only one to notice it!! lol…