A compendium of nefarious neighborhood action.
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West Seattle driver caught speeding: West Seattle Blog compiles several stories of neighborhood speeders, including one evildoer caught driving at 80 miles per hour on the West Seattle Bridge. What motivates such madness?
Magnolia burgled repeatedly: SPD reportedly told Magnolia Voice that a middle-aged white man has stolen property from unoccupied houses.
Central District tires slashed: To the untrained eye, this crime does not appear to represent any sort of aspect of a significant moral and ethical debate. But is this a valiant avenger in the War on Cars? Only David Hiller knows the answer. (He doesn’t know the answer.)
Unspeakable horrors in Laurelhurst: I’ve saved the worst for last. Brace yourself. Laurelhurst Blog reports that teenagers have been spotted smoking marijuana and drinking beer.
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Hahaha I get it. Peter Johnson, you’re an asshole.
Are you sure you want to mention Laurelhurst? Apart from one article, that topic has been taboo in local papers for 10 years.
What. The. Fuck. Is. Laurelhurst. Gonna. DO!?
I’ve had my tires slashed in the CD, too. Retards gonna retard. Out a couple hundred dollars, got a nice relationship with Big O Tires in SoDo, too bad they’re gone now.
wonderful reports.
As a resident of West Seattle, I might have no idea why people (others, I would NEVER drive my sportscar above the posted limit) might go over the bridge at a high rate of speed.
Hey, Laurelhurst: better to have bored white kids than ‘busy’ black kids. Count your blessings.
I’m pretty sure 80mph on the West Seattle bridge does not qualify as “neighborhood speeding.”
pinche teenagers “hey you teens quit havin’ fun!”
80mph on the West Seattle bridge seems perfectly appropriate at times…