You’re the president-elect now…

Daniel,

I’m about to head to Grant Park to talk to everyone gathered there, but I wanted to write to you first.

We just made history.

…so you can stop blowing smoke up our asses, Barack. You did it, man. You made history. Enough with the emails praising us for what we did. Okay?

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2 replies on “Dear Barack Obama…”

  2. Why enough? Is it cutting into the time spent praising yourselves?

    Hey, how about if you and everyone like you voted McCain? Where would history be then?

    Sure, it’s a cheesy email. But who cares?

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