Credit: STEVEN WEISSMAN
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  • STEVEN WEISSMAN

So reads the salutation in this week’s I, Anonymous:

First, no one gives a shit about what you think about the Occupy protests, or should I say, no one gives a shit about what whatever YouTube video you watched thinks about the Occupy protests. Second, your solution for all of the “entitled, Xbox-playing, iPad-using, everybody-gets-a-prize soccer-playing protesters” to go spend three days a month living in the woods carrying water so they appreciate all that corporations do for us is brilliant! Did you think that up while you sped along in your two-seat drop-top Lexus with the vanity plates?

Read the whole thing and some inspired comments here.

David Schmader—former weed columnist and Stranger associate editor—is the author of the solo plays Straight and Letter to Axl, which he’s performed in Seattle and across the US. His latest...