…of Chik-Fil-A:

News 3 has learned that Donald A. Perry, the Vice President of Corporate Public Relations has passed away. Ross Cathy, the owner of the Midland, GA Chick-fil-A and family member of company CEO, Dan Cathy, tells News 3, Perry passed away this morning from a heart attack.

One minute you’re defending your company against Muppets, the next you’re in the great beyond. Condolences to all.

(And the countdown to the first far-right media figure to blame this on gays starts now.)

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