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Those are some nasty crabs..I mean you should get yourself checked out Mary…and PRACTICE SAFE SEX!!!
Remember, friends don’t let friends get into bed with crustaceans.
They do it in the ice-filled sinks instead.
Luckily, they have smooth, plastic boy parts, which are well known to discourage the transmission of crabs. They should probably wash their merkins, though, just to be safe.
Which one is Mr. Pinchy? Which one is Han?
there is actually a Flickr group for this type of image.
submit to: http://www.flickr.com/groups/toys-in-per…
The reddish-brown crab is Mr. Pinchy. That is Endor Han on the left.
I’ve got a bad feeling about this.
It’s a long shot for sure, but maybe if Lando and Han were to walk between the bars of their cage, they could escape a slow and painful death.
Oh man, this rules.
McBiteypants is one of the good guys, he’s trying to cut through the bars to save them! Hooray for McBiteypants!!
it’s a trap!
I think Han and Lando are cage dancing while Mixmaster Pinchy and MC Biteypants keep the beat goin’. NSSST NSST NSSST
It probably sounds like this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LoZQYOrVQ…
“YOU’VE GOT CRABS, ASS-FACE!”
Is there a back on the cage?
RRRAARRRHHH!!! RARRRHH!!!
I feel very afraid for Han and Lando right now.
You, madam, are my favorite.
I can feign concern for plastic Han and Lando and their unfortunate case of crabs, but I’m honestly still a little bitter that you had no commentary (positive or negative) about the Star Wars tribute in the 2011 Quake Rugby calendar… We had a sexy Han Solo and even a lewd Chewbacca, dammit! Does that mean nothing??
This photo made my day…thank-you! 🙂
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Hahahaha…. Terrific. Just terrific.
All of which makes me wonder why I don’t own any toy crabs?!?
@7 FTW.
In a surprising turn of events, the crabs caught Han and Lando. Not sure if there is a medicated cream for that.