Episode 2: Safe
In case you were worried: Mal, Jayne and River arrived from the next universe desk over and staged a valiant rescue.
McBiteypants and Mr. Pinchy are fine—Mal nixed Jayne’s idea of having a crab bake.
Desk Friend Theater
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I’m starting to think those might not be real crabs.
More of this, please.
Yes more!
you forgot the part where the crab punched Mal in the eye first, then River said she felt “cold and salty and buttery” and that’s when Jayne suggested eating them.
please, continue.
are the Firefly characters standing on recycled pogs? this blows my mind…
My Barbies always had sex at the end of a play date…just sayin’.
Gripping “news”. I’m glad you’re getting paid for this.
Mmmmm, Mal. I suggest Mal and Jayne engage in some hot dirty Firefly sex.
@6: Mine too! Huh.
I’m with 8.
Yeah this can only end in slash fiction.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIGRXwKmG…
@11 nice hat.
Re:@4 can this please be made into a comic strip? I need more plot and maybe some character development.
Good Barbies don’t put out at the end of the first play date, @6.
They wait for the third play date.
They also don’t sext their play date partners pics of what they do with the pogs once they’ve left …
If wishes were seafood, we’d all be eating crab.
Thank you @11
Will the crabs be erecting a statue in Mal’s honor and writing songs about his beneficence?
I’d really like to see this continued as an action figure comic strip, too. Though I figure I’m bound to be disappointed … especially as the action figures are not anatomically correct. Amirite? ::pouts::
@Canuck. I used to use Barbies (or cheapie equivalents) to work out sex positions, ‘cuz it was way easier to contort their limbs first i/o of mine!
Mal: “Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?”
Zoe: “Big damn heroes, sir.”
Mal: “Ain’t we just!”
Why does this make me think that when aliens abduct people and cows that they end up on some alien facebook-type video that they never consented to or conceived of?
Oh yeah. Because these crabs have no idea of what you are doing to them! Lol!
Yayyyy! 🙂