…when it’s this beautiful outside and the closest you can get to it is a faint reflection of sunshine on your Zac Efron Poster Collection?
GOD. GODDAMNIT FUCK.
Lindy West was born an unremarkable female baby in Seattle, Washington. The former Stranger writer covered movies, movie stars, exclamation points, lady stuff, large frightening fish, and much, much more.... More by Lindy West
OMG I want a Zac Efron poster collection Lindy! /Jealous
That’s called employment.
Most of us live it every day.
You get a reflection of sunshine at work? Lucky you.
Sneak out and get some ice cream!
Whew – I passed out drunk at about noon and just woke up. So nice to see I haven’t missed a thing on Slog while I was gone.
If I move back 5 feet, crane my neck, get my co-worker to duck down, and it is clear enough, I can see Mt Olympus from my desk….through some trees.
Oh wow, 2 posters. Quite the collection.
The sun always shines on Zach Efron.
“Zac Efron? More like Zac, what the F is wrong?”
“ohhh, bitch pleeeze”
–Angie Tempura, celebrity blogger
I can see Pike Place market, Elliot Bay, and the beautiful mountains to my west, Space Needle to my north, and downtown to the east. I actually have to close the blinds so the sun doesn’t shine on my computer on this slow afternoon. I think I am gonna slip out for a quick drink a Noc Noc. Again.
Nope.
Sorry, can’t relate.
Just staring at the mountains and the green green trees.
I think I’ll take a break and go sunbathe.
two things:
1. you’re Lindy Freakin’ West.
2. you’re mortal, so you only get #1 for a limited time. get thee into the sunshine!
what is the point of pics of zac efron with his shirt on?
just having a zac efron poster must be depressing as shit
Honestly, I don’t know if I’d swap my unemployment and easy access to beautiful weather for a job right now. Being poor and moving toward poverty ain’t so bad.
At least you HAVE windows, Ms. West.
Yeah, I’m thinking that would be depressing regardless of the weather.
just so you know, the guy in the poster in the back, (the red, white and blue one), isn’t zac. so really, it’s just a pair of posters.
I love the Obama poster. I’d put one up by my desk but the lone Republican in the office would have a hissy fit. They’re such whiny assholes.
Poor sweety!
Use that frustration and angst, Lindy, write something FUCKING AWESOMELY SAD AND LONGING FUCK!