A new study finds that the cognitive impairment that comes from consuming alcohol, commonly known as drunkassedness, is lessened or even eliminated when placing drunkasses into groups.

Researchers rounded up a bunch of college students, got half of them drunk and gave half of them a placebo (O’Doul’s?), and then had them complete various tasks alone or in groups. The drunkies did quite poorly alone, but when allowed to collaborate with other boozefaces, they did as well as the sober students did, either alone or in groups. It’s not clear whether the fact that the sober students had been given fake alcohol had any effect on their mental state.

This is why people do exactly as well at bar trivia as they do on Jeopardy!.

via vsl science

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8 replies on “Drink Together, Think Together”

  1. I wonder how this correlates to the booze-boost phenomenon, whereby one’s performance in seldom-played sports like bowling, pool and darts gets increasingly better with mild to moderate alcohol consumption, peaking and then sharply dropping off after the fourth or fifth drink.

  2. this study doesn’t confirm that drunk groups work better than sober groups nearly as much as it confirms people feel the need (or like to) act drunk when given the chance, and that this over-acting causes worse results than actually being drunk.

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