The internet in Mongolia must suck, what with not being able to encounter words like “thundercunt” and “cumbubble.” Then again, I didn’t even know “thundercunt” and “cumbubble” were words until Mongolia banned them earlier this week. What a wonderful list of words this is; this is like when a library bans a Sherman Alexie book, and then sales of that book go crazy. Please get “thundercunt” or “cumbubble” into your next tweet or status update or conversation with your neighbor.

Here are a bunch of other words banned from the internet in Mongolia.

cockburger
assmonkey
dickwad
ass-hat
faggotcock
muffdiver
douchewaffle
cocksmith
gaytard
clitface
hog [?!]
vajayjay
coochy
coochie
poontang
how [???]

Seriously, what did the word “how” ever do you to, Mongolia? I guess I can see where you’re coming from with “shitcunt,” “shitdick,” and “shithole,” but how? Also banned: “idiot,” “assassinate,” and “terrorist.” And how! Here’s the whole list of unacceptable words.

Whatever you say, fucktarts.

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