Lindy West was born an unremarkable female baby in Seattle, Washington. The former Stranger writer covered movies, movie stars, exclamation points, lady stuff, large frightening fish, and much, much more....

27 replies on “Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee”

  1. So, let me get this straight: some journalist actually took the time to make this segment. Really. Really?

    This is almost as bad as the 1/2 special I once watched on the dangers of people not scooping ice properly at fast food places. No, really. Really.

  2. @1 yes, a journalist did do this. And honestly? It was fucking adorable. It made me smile- especially the end when they showed clips of him waddling with the blanket dragging between his legs.

    Every once in a while stuff like this is important- if for no other reason than it giving your brain a break from all the anxiety and sadness in the world.

    Thank you Lindy for showing this- it made my night. Now back to reading about Wisconsin and the Middle East.

  3. There was a cat in Ballard/Phinney that stole gloves. Just gloves. There was a barrel out front full of the recovered gloves with a sign explaining the cat’s thefts and an apology.

  4. Those night-vision clips are hilarious. Blanket, stegosaurus(?), bra …

    Also, is this seriously not a parody of a news clip? I don’t watch tv news anymore pretty much solely because I can’t stand the “reporter voice” … it’s just stupidly over dramatic.

  5. @4, 12,

    Hey hey now. I myself am a huge fan of kitties – I just spent a good part of today in close proximity to one, with all the decline in intelligence and increase in inanity that implies. However, I do NOT think that television news programs need any help with inanity. Hence my objection.

  6. Watching this video really just makes me wonder, “Why don’t these awful fucking people just keep their stupid cat indoors already? Do they just hate all their neighbors? And how much do their neighbors hate them by this point?”

  7. No, no Dusty. You’re supposed to go in their wallets and extract these green pieces of paper and little plastic cards. Then you get some Friskys.

  8. Aedan said it right… The news should do more stuff like this instead of the gloom and doom usually parading around…

    Anyway, loved the video.

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