For years, we’ve polluted the city with our feckless opinions, carried water for liberal schmucks, and bullied earnest, defenseless civil servants who make a pittance 10 times our salaries. Now it’s time for payback!
Starting at 7 pm-ish, we’ll be reporting from every political party (except the port commission parties, which only offer salt-water taffy and fresh canisters of gasoline), posting results after 8 pm, finding the most offensive tweets, and getting reactions from sobbing consultants and jubilant politicians (or is it the other way around?).
Stay tuned and see you tonight!
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