If your answer is ‘no’ you chose wisely. If your answer is ‘yes,’ then go ahead and watch this video, because it seems like a fairly accurate representation. And I realize that Woody’s heart is in the right place and all, but Woody, pal; it’s real hard make poetry sound good. It’s a regular fool’s errand! Warning: May also cause flashbacks to getting stoned in your freshman dorm room.

Grant Brissey covered everything from hard news and technology, to music, film, and visual arts during his time working for The Stranger. Grant's work has also appeared at Geekwire, and in Billboard,...