Because Who Cares if Troops Rot Their Teeth: According to Queen Anne View, Seattle Kids Dentistry has announced it will buy up pounds of Halloween candy from children and send it to troops in Iraq and Afghanistan in order to promote dental hygiene. Kids will receive one dollar for every pound of candy. Kids must be no older than ten and will get paid for a maximum of ten pounds. (There goes my get-rich-quick scheme.)
Isn’t It Getting Cold for That? Seattle Police reported two separate incidents of indecent exposure to young girls in Pinehurst playgrounds, states Maple Leaf Life. The description of the suspect in each case indicates it was the same man.
Autumn is “Homebrew Season”: A homebrew supply shop—Sound Homebrew Supply—has opened up in Georgetown. Seattle has a few brewing supply shops but this is the first in Georgetown, according to Seattlest.

Its OK. Active duty troops get free dental care, until they are veterans. Then they don’t get it anymore.
Give up a ten pound bag of sweet Halloween loot for ten lousy dollars? If I had a kid, I’d tell him not to take that rotten deal!