Consumerist wants you to know that two companies (Camelflage is one, Camel Ammo is the other) that sell products guaranteed to eliminate camel toe. You can continue to wear too-tight pants with a clear conscience, ladies. Nobody will ever know that you have genitals. Like so:

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Moose knuckles, however, remain undetained.

15 replies on “Extinguishing Camel Toe”

  1. Funny, it doesn’t appear that I read most of the post after the words “camel toe.”

    I seem to have skipped to the picture.

  2. This here is one commenter who laments the coming dark night of an American fashion / erotica landscape bereft of cameltoe.

    Cameltoe is one of the finest things ever to emerge from the Genius Universal Collaborative Dream Seminar that is known as the Internet.

  3. @7, easy. Simply pull the waistband of any ordinary panties or pantyhose to just above the chin or just below the eyes, depending on one’s degree of doughy overflow.

  4. Re: 9, best done outside as the excess will squirt out your ears.

    If you’re Jonah Goldberg, you can scoop it up and dump it in your blog.

  5. This is far, far, far outside of my element, but isn’t the point of ladies wearing tight garments down there to actually show off the camel toe? That’s why we wore tight trousers back in my day.

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