And speaking of guns, you know that story yesterday about the 3-year-old who shot his 17-month-old sister? Well, in case you think it’s just illiterate idiot hillbillies who leave their guns out in reach of their toddlers, it turns out the children’s father is a “parenting columnist”:

The 17-month-old daughter of a North Carolina parenting columnist is expected to recover after her 3-year-old brother shot her with his fatherโ€™s gun.

… Justin Carper, who is a youth church leader and writes an unpaid parenting column for the Shelby Star, said that he never imagined that his son could have climbed on a stool and and then taken the gun from a โ€œsecret compartmentโ€ on top of his dresser.

Watch out, Charlesโ€”I think The Stranger may have found our next Parenting Issues Editor!

Also:

As of Friday, no charges had been filed against the father.

โ€œWeโ€™re compiling the case and will present the case to the D.A. to determine if any charges will be filed for failure to secure a firearm,โ€ Sheriffโ€™s Capt. Shores noted.

โ€œRegardless of the outcome, the parents have been punished more than any criminal justice system can do to them by this happening.โ€

No, I think throwing Carper in jail for a year would substantively add to the punishment, and perhaps deter others from being so careless. At the very least, a felony conviction would bar Carper from owning a gun, making both his family and society safer.