As you have probably surmised by this point, I believe “babies” to be the stupidest beings on the planet. HOWEVER! Certain babies—while still undeniably idiotic—are kind of okay. Take this baby for example, who probably knows he’s never getting smarter, so at least he has a good attitude about it.
OH! You filthy, filthy baby.
“Fuck it.” Yes! That’s your answer. That’s your answer for everything. Tattoo it on your forehead!
Oh god. That’s gonna be my kid in a few months.
I love swearing babies and toddlers. Please let that be the next big internet meme.
@2 – Perfect
youre gonna be alright kid
Is it me, or did one of those Fuck It’s sound like Suck It
which to mean seems infinitely funnier
He wants a little brother or sister, so get to work dad, and fuck it!
Cussing babies crack my happyass up.
What idiotic parents. Wait till that kid gets to school.
Fuck it! That’s what I say to the crying babies here who have a problem with a baby swearing. Idiots: this baby will forget that word in a week. Idiots, this baby is not in school.
Fuck it.
Perhaps it is too soon to assign gender roles here, but fuck it…I’m pretty sure that Ellie is a girl, folks.
I have a nephew who at 2 years could barely talk, but had everyone one of my uncle’s obscenities ready to go at any time. Nothing like hearing a toddler mumble “goddamnfuckingsonofabitch” when he drops his Fisher-Price toy.
I don’t have a problem with cussing toddlers, but way to go mom and dad for rewarding it by giving them lots of attention and videotaping it!
She probably thinks she’s saying “hello” or something.
Wait’ll Ellie’s like 34 and working in customer service at a Fred Meyer and that’s still all she can say.
Again… anyone who generalizes and says shit like “a child is best raised by heterosexual parents” is an idiot. This baby who is encouraged (by being video taped and no doubt broadcasted on YouTube) to repeat the phrase, “fuck it” is living proof of that. Imagine for one second, that this child was adopted and being raised by two gay men. Focus On The Family would be suing for custody as I type this, and the parents would be demonized by all the other religious jackasses.
When my nephew was still learning to talk, he had trouble with “S” sounds, and often dropped them. He was playing with Play-Doh, and he asked his father to make him “a stick: a really big stick.” We did our best not to laugh at his request for a really big dick, but nobody would think (given the context) that my sister and her husband were raising a two-year-old gay cockfiend.
Also, sometimes, kids pick up words and phrases and repeat anything and everything they hear. Also, sometimes, dads need to be told what they can do with their mild scoldings.