Okay, technically this video should be classified as NSFW—even though there’s no nudity in it, and it actually represents an astonishing medical breakthrough! Tell you what. Take a second, stand up and peek over the top of your cubicle. Nobody around? GREAT! Watch the first 17 seconds of this five minute infomercial, and you’ll know everything you need to know. However, I DEFY you to ever look at life in the same way again!!
Finally! A Beautiful Chest with Zero Distance!!
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Aw… the lady looking down sadly at her non-squished-together breasts needs a hug.
Being gay, I never would have guessed that tits make such great noises when you squeeze them!
This is appropriate to my interests.
I’m glad I didn’t change out of my pajamas this morning.
Also: “Aristocratic cord design”.
I like how the women look relieved as they cinch up. Finally they can breathe!
Early warning that renaissance fairs are poised for a popularity surge? Who doesn’t need a place to nestle an apple or a raw dog or whatever.
I’m going to lobby for this to be my schools new uniform!
I’m offended by the suggestion that men are stupid enough to be tricked by such transparent and superficial pickup strategies.
It’s called a “girdle” kids, ask your great grandmother about them.
So it increases your internal mochi balls and moves them to your breasts?
Wow.
Love the sound FX.
Look out everybody, it’s pearl necklace time!
@2 – It’s exactly why het men can’t help themselves!
Wait… since when is a corset a “new invention”? Wait, who cares.. I like it! 😀
That is just marvelous.
Do they make these for men? I’d like to sqeeze my junk together for a bigger bulge.
I think at around 45s they claim it sends belly fat to your boobs. The Japanese once again prove to be robotic wizards!
OMG. I laughed so hard, especially at the drawstring thingy bit (sproing!). But major OW from my gut, upon seeing the muffintop disappear under that cast-iron girdle. And I guess the first time one of these women gets in bed with a man, ALL the lights will be off, right???
Don’t cheat yourself. Watch AT LEAST the first two minutes. Oh, you already did. NEVER MIND.
That thing does not go well with high-waisted denim.
see, the thing about boobs zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
As if makeup, heels, and the wonderbra aren’t lies enough for women to tell.
Boobquake eta = 3… 2… 1….
this rocks! i’ll have to try it and see if the noises are just as good.
(it’s not japanese btw it’s chinese)