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LOOK HOW GODDAMN CUTE THIS DOG IS. Nahla has been missing since September 27. She is a diabetic. She needs meds and special food. Yes, her owner chose not to spay her, which is stupid, and may or may not have left her tied up outside a bar at 45th and Latona. Sure, her owner also evidently has some spelling and penmanship issues, but don’t be a jerk—you don’t know all the details. One time during a party at our house on Capitol Hill, my dog Otto escaped. I spent all night looking for him. The next morning, I found him down the street with a bunch of meth heads who were using a belt for a leash, feeding him Keebler Elves cookies, and trying to hot-wire a 1980s Ford Mustang. I bought him back for $11. IT WAS A BARGAIN.

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NAHLA IS DIABETIC NEEDS DAILY MEDS and SPECIAL DOG FOOD
MISSING DOG REWARD!!!!!!!!
3-year Australian Shepherd/Husky mix named Nahla. Not spayed. Brown leather collar with red tag. Approx. 50 lb. Mix COLOR: Brown/grey/white
– Last seen on Sept 27 around 9pm at 45th Ave NE and Latona outside Kate’s Pub
– PLEASE contact Mary at 719-216-3434 with ANY information or leads. Thank you.
More info: 1 missingalert.blogspot.com
OR Wally Pets: 206-547-0301

Grant Brissey covered everything from hard news and technology, to music, film, and visual arts during his time working for The Stranger. Grant's work has also appeared at Geekwire, and in Billboard,...