This has been floating around the internet for a week or so, but this woman’s chirpy voice as she describes the First Family’s secret sex life kills me every time:

16 replies on “Fox News Is Depraved and Perverted”

  1. Oh, and this is not Fox News. Just a local Fox station.

    I know a lot of people confuse the two, but one expects more from a newspaper. Oh, that’s right: This is just a blog, so it can contain any half-assed shit you want to make up; Brendan said so.

  2. I wonder if that lady really knows what “fisting” is… or if she’s just being all cutesy (tee hee!) and making a reference to the “terrorist fist-jab” thing.

  3. oh shit! i think i was just fisting my friends wife. no worries, we both seem pretty ok with it – we were looking into each others eyes.

    b,l.aH!

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