You heard me. FREE ORAL SEX. Well, that is, if you’re a clean female in the Louisville Kentucky area.
Meet George Kistner. Sometimes he looks like Kid Rock… sometimes he looks like a vampire. Shoot, sometimes he even puts on a suit.
So hey, this is your big chance! If you’re one of the millions of women who love oral sex, APPLY NOW*!
*Some restrictions apply. Must purchase your own plane ticket to Louisville.
Isn’t this standard on Craigslist? In m4m, at least…
“No offense meant to any of you, but you must be clean and not smell bad. … If I cannot breath [sic], I cannot help you. Also, I will not go down on anyone who is on the rag unless we are dating. Sorry for the inconvenience.”
Thanks for making my day!
Who could resist a fellow with a Burning Sigil of Baphomet tattooed on his chest?
I wish him luck.
@3, if you even tried resisting his Baphomet tattoo, chances are still good you’d be rendered powerless by his “died an off form of magenta” hair and his 154 IQ.
“You should let your friends know about your experience if you have a good time. “
This guy needs his own VH1 reality show!
Kind of a throwback to the good old Internet days of “I Kiss You!” and the guy who dresses like Peter Pan.
I didn’t know it was imprisoned.
I can’t believe he just gives it away like that. Slut.
Now THERE’S a reality show.
“Who wants a little head?”
Contestants could compete…
Oh crap. He has a myspace too. Of course.
http://www.myspace.com/baphomet69
Hold on, why is my wife friends with him on Facebook?
Kelly this is so old.
You are behind the times, mam.
To #12:
Maybe you shouldn’t charge so much!
This being Seattle, no one asked the obvious question.
Does he have a sister?
“Collections: Transformers (the toys), Swords & Medieval weaponry (temporarily out of my possession)”
Is it on loan to a museum? Or was it taken as collateral until he pays off his tattoo?
You SLOG guys-n-gals are so cute, I get the biggest chuckle out of you being so far behind posting stuff that’s already been buzzing around the Interwebz for weeks…
FIRST!
@12 too funny!! 🙂
Where are the testimonials? Does it come with Math Tutoring? So many questions, so little info!
i’ve never seen this. shit i lost the internet race. better spend more time on the internet.
The Internet is a race. We lost.
cock shot please.
you guys gotta refresh buzzfeed more often
There’s no space for testimonials on his website
Well, it’s always nice to have a hobby, isn’t it? Or a business on the side?
i dont even know what to think of this guy… wow.
He’s just been hired by Pajamas Media to cover the conflict in the Middle East.
Here’s a guy who knows how to get his offer out there.
so many needy women
so little time
yes, a shower helps, male or female
very funny – but grounded in truth – a nephew told me he liked eating pussy and when the word got out while at Pac. Lutheran, the pretty girls lined up every night …
of course, oral is not real sex, hence, virginity is intact …
Well, ladies… I’ve studied his interests: “Satanism, Vampirism, Fulfilling fantasies, enjoying myself”…. Sorry, but even Hedonism and sex aren’t trustworthy in this list… It’s really scaring to sacrifice yourself even for the sake of the orgasm….