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Seriously. Graduation and father’s day have fallen in the same general time frame forever, but it wasn’t until the mid-’90s or so that people wouldn’t shut up about Dads ‘n Grads, Dads ‘n Grads, DADS ‘N GRADS!

Attention humanity: Just because it rhymes doesn’t make it a season.

Now please return to your seasonal shopping sprees for Oh the Places You’ll Go! and inexpensive neckties.

David Schmader—former weed columnist and Stranger associate editor—is the author of the solo plays Straight and Letter to Axl, which he’s performed in Seattle and across the US. His latest...

11 replies on “Fuck You, Dads n’ Grads”

  1. In before Poe. The dad in the photo isn’t bad looking.

    Also, they could be calling it Drads Day!

    But, in all seriousness…well…aren’t fathers always the ones focused on financial and educational success?

  2. Schmader, I have never heard of this Dads n Grads thing you purport is everywhere — and I even teach at a university….

    Please don’t let it show up anytime soon….

  3. All I want is his senior project done so I can enjoy Father’s Day.

    Personally, this whole Dads and Grads thing was thought up by us in the advertising industry as a way to sell crap you don’t need for people who don’t want it, but feel obligated to thank you anyway. At least that’s my recollection of it, since when it become popular my step-father was in advertising and I helped out at the newspaper ad department after school.

  4. So if a father were graduating, would they cancel each other out? Or would it tear a rift in the fabric of the universe?

  5. @9 – well, you don’t really graduate from it until you’re dead, providing your testes continue to function.

    Just ask all the 70 and 80 yo dads out there.

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