Star:

Hunky Paul Walker, star of 2 Fast 2 Furious, is too crazy about girlfriend Jasmine Pilchard-Gosnell to let her get away! Star has learned exclusively, the 35-year-old popped the question to Jasmine, 19, over the holidays.

“Paul is very happy,” says an insider, who adds that though they began dating when Jasmine, a student at the University of California, Santa Barbara, was just 16, “their age difference doesn’t scare him. He knows she’s the one.”

25 replies on “Fucking Teenagers—It’s Not Just For the Mayor of Portland Anymore!”

  1. he was fucking a 16 y.o in CA, when the age of consent is 18??? he wasn’t charged with stat. rape? if that 16 y.o was a guy, then Walker’s ass would be in jail right now.

  2. yeah — that’s pretty immature. i might not be able to enjoy his movies now, like @3 says. his career as an actor might take a hit because of this. perhaps he should pursue a career in politics where that sort of behavior is totally accepted: he just needs to learn to lie about it first.

  3. What’s scary isn’t the stauatory rape angle — that shit happens all the time and, odds are, her parents signed off on her dating a wealthy Hollywood movie star. (Hell, he could have dated their son for the right amount.)

    No, what’s scary is he’s willingly marrying a 19-year old. What a goddamned optimist.

  4. They’re Mormon, so trust that they kept it PG during their disgusting Mormon courtship. And believe me when I say she was raised to marry young, she was just lucky enough to marry rich too.

  5. “One urgent matter: Paul, who has a daughter, Meadow, 9, “can’t wait to add more kids to his life!” says an insider. “

    Like, by marrying one? The bounder!

  6. Oh, yeah, just because they’re Mormon they don’t fuck. I have a friend who adopted the out-of-wedlock baby boy produced by two Mormon teenagers. They’re SO pure!

  7. Trying to resist… urge to pass judgment… on those I don’t know… ARRGGHHH…. what a freak!

    Oh, and the Fast and Furious series? Pure pus!

  8. Let’s face it, the only reason the age of consent isn’t 14 or up is because of the Women’s Union. The day that guys with salaries and jobs can get teen-tang, is the day that 21 and older become Hagdom…the bags would be out of a job faster than you can say Veronica Mars.

  9. It’s kinda skeezy, but I think you guys are missing the point. He’s not trying to lie about it and he’s not campaigning for public office. This dumb actor is not responsible for public policy that will affect your life, just responsible for bringing you horrible movies. I really don’t give a shit about the mayor’s sex life, but to compare these two scenerios is a weak argument. Are you suggesting the mayor pursue a career in Hollywood?

  10. Don’t get the desire for (legal, consensual)teen fucking…they might have tight bodies and fresh dewey skin but they’re not very good at anything…they tend to fuck like they drive…too fast and erratically.

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