Okay, I don’t know what the hell this is, but it’s 912 kinds of awesome. Topless Robot thinks it’s not safe for work, but I strongly disagree. This is safe for everything.
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Wow! I think my head exploded at the 2:50 mark, right after the tempura-shrimp eyeball stab and before the face-melting breast squirts.
Wow. I thought it went over the top about 1/3 way through. But then it just kept going, farther and farther over the top.
I’m pretty sure my brain would suffer a complete meltdown if I actually watched this movie.
Is it for rent anywhere? 🙂
At certain jobs, the blood anus stuff would be NSFW.
The Transform mobile is my favorite part though.
I can’t get over the buildings spurting blood when they are smashed.
@2, I dont think it is even out in Cinemas yet. IMDB shows a 2010 release date.
This is real, isn’t it?
Just. Wow.
This trailer is demented just structurally speaking, not to mention the content. FRIED SHRIMP! HIP KATANA! Oh my god, that weird voice…
GEISHA TRANSFORM!
@4: Oddly enough, that is also the part that stuck with me. Acid breast milk and facial chainsaws are no big deal, but bleeding buildings!!??
@4 and 8–I thought the monster-robot’s hands came off when it hit the buildings and that’s why there was blood. Also, did you notice the background music was only slightly altered ‘Live and Let Die’?
is that real? maybe I’m doing drugs and I don’t know it
I want to know what drugs that film maker is on, and then I want to never ever take those drugs. Ever.
MUST HAVE NOW!!!
This is about what I would expect if they let Michael Bay reimagine “Astroboy.”
“Dear P.E.T.A., I have recently seen a trailer from the film “RoboGeisha.” I am shocked and appalled to report an incident of shrimp cruelty: two of my cousines were battered, deep fried, and then used to impale a man’s eyes. I know we shrimp aren’t furry and cute with adorable faces, but whe have feelings too. Please help curtail this wanton abuse of shrimp by protesting the US release of this film. Perhaps you think shining your bright spotlight of truth on this outrage will only add to the film’s attention and increase its popularity. So be it! The truth must be told.
“Sincerely, F. Shrimp”
i’ll be there.
Is there any possibility at all that the fried shrimp in the dude’s eyes is a reference to Daniel Clowe’s “Like a Velvet Glove Cast in Iron”?
Those ideas came from a brainstorm that became a brainhurricane and then some kind of Michael Bay-directed brain”Event” starring Will Smith. In fact, it was so bizarre that it didn’t even seem like it was made of ideas anymore but an expression of some weird German concept, like Idichsprachter. Hopefully its release will be delayed until 2012, as the Mayan calendar foretold.
What, no schoolgirls being raped by giant tentacle monsters? Japan, you’re slipping.
I have to say this pretty much every time some new batshit insane thing comes out of Japan, but THIS is what happens when you drop atomic bombs on a country.
@18…oh, I’m sure that’s in there…probably right after the anal stabbing.
I’d try to get in touch over with the fine fellows at the Grand Illusion for a Friday & Saturday 11pm screening. But I’m sure they’re probably already over it.
That place is the tits for schlocky movies.