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The worst sitcoms I ever saw were in Germany. (Most Germans I met were lovely people with no lack of wit, though.)
That “high fashion” ad was just gross. Sorry. I don’t want any dog licking my no-no.
No, Germans are obsessed with shit. Look at all those crazy German toilets that allow to examine your turds on a little shelf before you flush them away.
The germans are filthy, nasty little little buggerers obsessed with all manner of deviant sexual behavior. their porn is utterly off the hook nasty.
God love ’em
Nineteen years ago I found myself in a the Munich train station and was surprised to see that it contained an X-Rated movie theater with VERY graphic movie posters and Lobby cards. The featured film involved a nun and her dog. It was the grossest thing I ever saw (the poster, I did not go see the movie).
“Germans obsessed with beastiality” Mabybe that explains the birth of nazism. Some German racist raped a sewer rat.
Actually the top Nazis were homosexuals.
Looks like someone got into Erica C Barnett’s ‘Backyard’.
Could that be Mark Sidran?
All the top homophobes are assholes.
@7: You’re really getting tiresome. Go back to jerking off to The Purpose-Driven Life and leave this commenting thing to people who have more than one thought in their heads.
Guys, I totally understand how much the truth hurts, but look it up in Wiki if you don’t believe me.
Actually the top Nazis were white.
Ooops, sorry, not German or white, whooops…
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/474829…
Sudan man forced to ‘marry’ goat
A Sudanese man has been forced to take a goat as his “wife”, after he was caught having sex with the animal.
The goat’s owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and took him to a council of elders.
They ordered the man, Mr Tombe, to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars ($50) to Mr Alifi.
“We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together,” Mr Alifi said.
Mr Alifi, of Hai Malakal in Upper Nile State, told the Juba Post newspaper that he heard a loud noise around midnight on 13 February and immediately rushed outside to find Mr Tombe with his goat.
“When I asked him: ‘What are you doing there?’, he fell off the back of the goat, so I captured and tied him up.”
Mr Alifi then called elders to decide how to deal with the case.
“They said I should not take him to the police, but rather let him pay a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife,” Mr Alifi told the newspaper.
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http://www.news24.com/News24/South_Afric…
Man bust ‘having sex’ with dog
07/11/2008 12:03 – (SA)
Pretoria – A man in his early 20s was arrested by police on Friday for allegedly having sex with a dog in Cullinan, Pretoria police said.
Spokesperson Johannes Jaftha said the man went to his neighbour’s house at about 06:00 and found no one there.
Jaftha said the suspect then enticed the animal out of the yard. “He took the beast to the nearby stadium while its owner, a lady in her early 40s, was away.
“He was seen by one of the neighbours who told the owner when she came back, and she immediately rushed to the sports pitch to investigate”, said Jaftha.
He said the lady could not believe her eyes when she got to the toilet at the stadium and found the man stark naked and having sex with her dog.
“The lady put on a brave face and pelted the suspect with objects and stones until he ran away.”
She then called the police who went out in full force to search for the suspect.
“He was arrested at his home three hours later and charged with bestiality”, he said.
However, Jaftha could not disclose whether the dog suffered any harmful effects during the process of the abuse.
He said the suspect was expected to appear in the Cullinan Magistrate’s Court soon.
– SAPA
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http://www.news24.com/News24/South_Afric…
Teen in court for sex with goat
04/10/2005 20:15 – (SA)
Durban – A KwaZulu-Natal teenager who was caught having sex with a goat at the weekend has been charged with bestiality and ordered to appear in Port Shepstone magistrate’s court on Tuesday, said police.
Superintendent Zandra Hechter said the owner of the goat, Thushni Mnyoni, caught the teenager in the act on Sunday morning.
She said: “He was caught with his pants down, having sexual intercourse with the goat in a kraal.”
Hechter said the teenager was handed to police and detained at Port Shepstone police station until his court appearance on Tuesday afternoon.
At the end of day’s proceedings, officials at court were still busy with their dockets and unable to give any information on the teenager’s case.
– SAPA
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http://www.news24.com/News24/South_Afric…
Girl held for sex with dog
05/04/2005 15:33 – (SA)
Riot Hlatshwayo
Tzaneen – Three dogs were put down after villagers allegedly caught a 12-year-old girl having sex with one of the animals.
The Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals (SPCA) in Tzaneen confirmed that the three dogs were put down last week Tuesday because they’d been beaten so badly by angry villagers.
“We had no alternative because they were in a really bad state,” said Tzaneen SPCA chairperson, Ranate Prinsloo.
She said police had asked the SPCA to collect the animals from a village in the Bolobedu area after villagers threatened to kill the dogs themselves to protect their daughters.
Mopani police spokesperson Superintendent Moatshe Ngoepe reported that the incident began as a rumour.
“Villagers heard that the young girl always had sex with three male dogs, so they lay in wait to catch her in the act,” he said.
They claim to have seen at least one dog and the girl going behind her family’s house on Monday afternoon last week and “surprised” them.
Police were called and arrested the child for bestiality.
She appeared before the Bolobedu magistrate’s court last Wednesday and the magistrate ordered that she be sent to a psychologist.
“We are expecting the psychologist’s report soon,” Ngoepe said.
Head of the Bethesda Christian Church, Dr Elijah Mtileni, believes demons are to blame and said only prayer and fasting would help the girl.
Afraid of getting Aids
Meanwhile, bestiality charges were provisionally withdrawn against a 19-year-old man from Mphakati near Malamulele last Tuesday.
He’d been accused of having sex with a goat.
Two years ago, another Limpopo man was jailed to 18 years for having sex with a goat in October 2002. He’d argued that he abstained from sex with humans because he was afraid of contracting HIV/Aids.
That same year a Bushbuckridge man committed suicide after he was caught having sex with a hen that later died. A young Botswana man who stayed in Limpopo was also accused of having sex with a donkey and littering the ground around it with condoms.
In October 2003, another man was jailed for 10 months after villagers caught him with two goats in Xihosana village near Malamulele.
– African Eye
I don’t get the joke.
But see — no one thinks it’s racist. Because sheep aren’t pegged (sorry) to a racist history. Unless it’s buggery by Scots.
I thought ‘fucking sheep’ jokes were insulting to gays. Why would Dan post this meanness?
As of now, I’m no longer going to read slog. The comments shake my faith in humanity.
Now we have to shoot that dog. We’re so much more civilized when we shoot dumb animals than when we fuck them, don’t you think?
So they NARN member is on two legs right?
Art can be so weird.
Oh, dear. Here we go again. You forgot to mention David Hasselhoff, Lederhosen (or anything Bavarian, really), sausages, and Kraftwerk…
Hm…the only “top Nazi” I can recall that was gay was Ernst Rohm, head of the SA, who was murdered in the so-called Night of the Long Knives. There’s been much speculation about Hitler’s sexuality, of course, but all of his most reputable biographers seem to agree that his only real romantic relationships were with Geli Raubal and Eva Braun (both were clearly a little dysfunctional, but still hetero). Goebbels was a notorious womanizer. Not sure about Himmler – he seemed basically asexual, and Goering’s addiction to morphine probably took care of whatever sexual proclivities he had. Rudolf Hess was happily married. So who are all the top gay Nazis? Name names, please.