Toddler bikinis now available at Flora and Henri on Capitol Hill. The perfect gift for the girl too young to pronounce “bikini.” Only $78.
- Create your own sexy, sexy two year old.
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Toddler bikinis now available at Flora and Henri on Capitol Hill. The perfect gift for the girl too young to pronounce “bikini.” Only $78.
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Growing up in South America I always wore bikinis to the pool or beach. In fact until the age of 3 or 4 I went topless. Sometimes a garment is just a garment and exposed flesh is just flesh. The sexualization is in the eye of the repressed beholder.
The triangle top is a bit much, but there is no doubt in my mind that a two-piece suit is best for potty-training toddlers who need to go RIGHT NOW…
I am a girl. I was once 2 years old. As a wee child, I often ran around completely naked, which, at the age of 2, is totally acceptable. However! I also had a bikini. Nothing bad happened, don’t worry.
Lily is right, a one-piece is too hard to take off when you’re desperately trying NOT to pee in the pool.
Faux outrage aside, at least you can rest easy that diaper fetishists will be disappointed.
I recommend we put all girls under 20 in burqas, personally.
Bikini schmakini – the real travesty is paying $78 dollars for something a two year old will be wearing (especially in “summertime” Seattle)!
No wonder that store went out of business in downtown Seattle, across from Barney’s.
Flora and Henri has always had extremely creepy clothes for kids. I feel really bad for the kids whose parents shop there.
@7 yeah, poor unfortunate kids whose parents want to spend hundreds of dollars clothing them. They can’t catch an even break.
@3 I, too, ran around with nothing on at these young ages (who doesn’t?). My grandma bought me a bikini because she was upset by my nudity. I’m still amused by the stories of how I would tear that damn bikini top off every time she put it on me (it was a fierce battle that I won).
So if the two year old is raped while wearing that thing is it the two year old’s fault for being raped even though her parents put her into it?
$78!!!? You do know what two year olds do to their clothes. You spend this more efficiently by buying a swimsuit at Target for $15 and setting the other $63 on fire.