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Wayne Bent, who claims to be the second coming of Jesus and has allegedly used his position as cult leader to molest underage children, is going to trial today in Taos, NM.

Bent claims that God told him to fuck children.

Bent will go on trial for what police say was inappropriate sexual contact with young girls at the Union County compound, a story backed up by a witness in the case.

He picked seven virgins, he laid naked with them,” said Welch. “He picked seven messengers or angels and they put out the plagues to plague the earth. And there are seven wives who he’s had sex with.”

He also predicted that the world was going to end this past Halloween.

11 replies on “Get Bent”

  1. For some reason “screw whoever you want” is usually one of the Lord’s first instructions to his Chosen Prophets. Also “accumulate material wealth.”

  2. Why does this country have so many fucking sick minded religious fanatics? I mean it’s almost the norm to be a raging zealot fanatic asshole mind fuck. So much for spending trillions of dollars on education!

  3. A common mistake of the first time zealot – naming a date for the end times. Always be vague people! Oh and don’t have sex with children.

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