…but there’s something that Greenland must confess:
I don’t see nothing wrong here.
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Scientists are often encouraged to write summaries of major journal articles that will be understandable to the average Joe Sixpac. And yes we scientists (especially glaciologists), go to parties, listen to cool music, drink and read the stranger.
Ummm, I don’t think this post is meant to be a judgment call on scientists. I think its intent is for the reader to vividly imagine Greenland freaking on a ho’s butt, right? Right?
Also YOUR MIND IS TELLING ME NO, BUT YOUR BODY YOUR BODY’S TELLING ME YEEEHEEEESSSS.
That was for you Greenland. If you don’t like it, then don’t dress so sexy next time.
“…Beneath… [the] …sheets”
Is that a non-ironic keytar I see?
Will you take some ice with your Atlantic Ocean sir?