Then & Now

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Ain’t love grand? Congrats you two. All of your friends & frenemies at Slog wish you many, many more happy years together.

70 replies on “Happy Anniversary to Mr. & Mrs. Fnarf”

  1. Congratulations to you both! I have always enjoyed Fnarf’s contributions to Slog as well as the times I’ve been able to talk with both of you at various Slog Happy gatherings over the years. Here’s to fifteen more!

  2. @11, I can’t decide! We both have enough watches, and the lifespan of any crystal in our household is measured in hours (crash), unless it’s a paperweight or something, in which case BROKEN TOES. So I guess I’m going to have to give her the same thing I give her every night: a fat man in his underpants belching on the sofa and rambling incoherently about some stupid thing or another — prettty much the same thing you guys get, only with smells.

  3. @19, I believe that is actually Chris Gaines, the alter-ego of country superstar Garth Brooks, in the foe-toe of which you speak. I’m pretty sure. I don’t usually let strange men put their hands on my wife, but when it’s a stud like that, you just have to back off and let nature take its course.

  4. Happy anniversary to the Fnarfs! May your evening be filled with good booze, good conversation, and no fucking jackass Slog commenters to fuck up a good time.

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