20 replies on “Happy New Year”

  1. You know, I was going to make fun of Jews for believing that the world was created 5770 years ago, but then I realized that you’re 3761 years ahead of the rest of us. So, fuck!

  2. My husband and I just moved to Dallas, and the service I went to had an “appletini and honey cake” mixer after, for the “young jew” crowd. It was all very Carrie Bradshaw 2002.

  3. We all look like that after sitting through a 3.5-hour service today.

    And then there’s Yom K. God knows what the cat will look like then.

    Shanah Tovah.

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