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Didn’t Charles already post this?
@1, yes. Maybe Wis can use this as another opportunity to lecture us on the size of chimp testes, though.
“Behold his meaty ham!”
Charles takes the gold, Dan nabs the silver, and who will win shameful bronze???
hey, it’s even on TV, @2. you really need to keep up.
Meat isn’t the only thing I can bring to the table, but I believe it’s the implied subtext should there be a sexual exchange.
Sorry.
Deja vu all over again!
Must be a REALLY slow news day when even Chaz can scoop Dan…
The interwebs are a race. You lost.
The interwebs are a race. You lost.
The interwebs are a race. You lost.
The interwebs are a race. You lost.
Free beef month at Les Schwab will never be the same.
so… am i supposed to comment here or in the original thread?
they still shared food even when no sex was exchanged, so that makes this more like…. er…. traditional marriage? 😉
or at least it ends up sounding like those explanations you hear all the time comparing marriage to prostitution – i’m thinking of that onion article specifically.
Man exchanges price of dinner and show for remote possibility at performing mating act.
biologists have known for years that chimps exchange all sorts of crap for sex. FoxNews, life is a race and you lost.