I defy the internet to come up with something more sensational today than this:

The upshot: It happened in Colorado, it’s the first diagnosed person-to-person transmission in the US in almost a century, health officials traced it to a pit bull and some fleas, the four people infected survived, the dog did not, and there’s no reason to be alarmed. Plague is now treatable with antibiotics.

But still. What a headline.

Brend an Kiley has worked as a child actor in New Orleans, as a member of the junior press corps at the 1988 Republican National Convention, and, for one happy April, as a bootlegger’s assistant in Nicaragua....