Octuplet Mom Offered Porn Star Nannies

The story, reported by Internet Broadcasting Systems with contributions from the Associated Press, almost lives up to the headline:

According to a letter obtained by TMZ.com, Vivid Entertainment has offered octuplet mom Nadya Suleman $1 million, free health insurance, and a bus if she does a reality show where her nannies are porn stars. “Although it appears that you weren’t sufficiently interested in our first offer to you to respond to us directly, we want you to know that we remain concerned about your future and that of your children,” the company said in a letter.

In addition, Suleman would have to appear semi-nude in a porn movie.

A million bucks, free health insurance, AND a bus? Plus complimentary porn star nannies? She’d have to be crazy to reject that deal. Oh, wait:

The offer comes on the heels of Suleman firing the nonprofit group Angels in Waiting after the group of nurses attempted to help Suleman care for her children. Suleman accuses the group of spying on her and reporting her to child welfare officials.

Thanks, IBS/AP.

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13 replies on “Headline of the Minute”

  1. Hopefully she’ll have to send them to public school and child welfare will be able to intervene then.

    Too bad she’s not so crazy as to not realize that other people have damn good reasons to keep tabs on her and those kids.

  2. Four of them are still in the hospital; two of them just got out. Any idea what intensive natal care costs per day, times eight? Two times one month plus two times two months plus four times however many months they stay in there. And she’s not going to pay a fucking dime; she’s penniless. Spent it all on in-vitro and freakish-looking Jocelyn-Wildenstein-class plastic surgery. I’m sure the eventual tab is going to be over a million dollars, paid for by us, the taxpayers, or by insurance-holders who use that hospital.

  3. Um, I’m guessing under CA law (as in many other states), child-care providers are REQUIRED to report abuse, or potentially harm-threatening situations to the appropriate state agencies.

    So, if anything, it sounds like Octomom fired the care-givers – for DOING THEIR FUCKING JOBS.

  4. Yes COMTE, and to boot these were nurses who are also required to report such things or lose their licenses.

    She’s not out of money yet, she just put in a jacuzzi!

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