As reported earlier, some sexy/sweet/smoochy photos of 16-year-old Justin Bieber and his new 18-year-old cougar girlfriend Selena Gomez on their Caribbean vacation have been making the rounds on the internet today, and understandably, das Beeb’s tween fans ARE NOT PLEASED. TMZ has rounded up some of their more descriptive tweets:
— roses are red, violets are blue, @selenagomez if you’ll break @justinbieber’s heart I’m gonna kill you :3
— @selenagomez I’ll kill you I swear on GOD!!!!
— @selenagomez If you are the Girlfriend of Justin I will Kill you I HATE YOU :@ !!!
— @selenagomez whore cancer whore..like i’mm kill myself cuz i saw you and Justin kissing well thankyou Selena thankyou now i’m killing myself
— @selenagomez stay away from Justin pedophile, retard wait i’m gonna kill ya in the night underneath your smelly bed
Crap! Now I’m way behind! I’ll just fire off a quick tweet.
@selenagomez Imma LOL kill myself you biznatch what Justin I looooove u heart GOD!!! HATE!!!! ME!!! whore cancer whore DIE!! SOB!!! WHY??? WHY??? WHY??????????????
Ahhhh… I feel much better now.
@WmStevenHumphrey: Ur crazy if u kill urself for Justin cuz he wont no why. U need to carve his name on ur arm so he can see and feel ur pain or u r just a wannabe whore bich lik SelenaBeyotchGomez. Drr.
Cancer whore?
“GOD!!! HATE!!!! ME!!! whore cancer whore DIE!! SOB!!! WHY??? WHY??? WHY??????????????” sounds like she’s going to make somebody an excellent girlfriend.
Canuck, he already did the one, supposedly in jam, but Dan’s brother thought it was real – we mustn’t tempt Humpy so!
http://slog.thestranger.com/slog/archive…
No, no, you’re taking advantage of my pseudo-Canadian gullibility, gus, I was sure that was an actual “fan-girl,” not jam–it looks too real! Even the crusty bits, eck. Can you imagine someone doing that for real? Or, if they’re going to do it, not writing “Colin” or “Viggo” instead??
Dear Wm: You’re waaaaaay too good at that. Did you usta subscribe to Teen Beat and lust after Davy Jones?
Canuck, I am so suggestible I just did “Viggo” on the left arm and “Colin” across my forehead, backwards so I could read it in the mirror and sigh. In raspberry preserves this time.
Oh gus, *almost* as good as a three-way, with the added benefit of a ready-made snack…clever AND naughty… 🙂
Somebody’s jellie.
I don’t really care.
Oh, I am gleefully waiting for the headlines.
…whore cancer whore? Is that an insult that people actually use?
Anybody who is concerned with who Justin Bieber is going out with, and isn’t an actual friend or family member, is a fucking idiot. End of argument.