It’s cloudy outside, but we want to make sure you get your daily dose of summer sun. This unfortunate (or very fortunate, depending on how you look at it) USA Today infographic arrives in your eye sockets via Charles Apple:
Here Comes the Sun
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Wait just a second. Is the sun jerking off that thermometer? That’s hot!
Heh. Heat stroke.
They’ve killed Lisa Simpson. You bastards!
Done in 2.
Not in the eyes!
This is not a bad stab at humor, but still way way below the least funny thing the I Love Television guy posts. Paul, maybe you can quit and give your position to him. The quality of The Stranger would improve greatly.
^^ Always dependably assy!
Funny graphic! There’s no WAY that was unintentional – why would the sun be grasping that thermometer soooo haaaard??
😀
Right now they should just be thankful they didn’t use the exploding thermometer cliche, too.
@7
you misspelled sassy, otherwise you nailed on the head! Phalliculously well done!
They should include a piece on how Beat the Heat.
@9 I am pretty sure @7 meant of and/or pertaining to an ass, there, champ
@10: How to Beat the Heat.
1. Play a sport that has a fourth quarter.
Think I had mild heat stroke yesterday from having to drive to/from the VA and walk to/from the car.
Solution: liquids and a nap until 9:30 pm after work.
I can tell from this graphic I’m more of an “Extreme Caution” kinda guy.
and he’s blowing it to boot! or at least on it, but still. I’m so glad we’ve got our very own version of the Sun.
I’ve gone blind looking at the sun jerking off.
Oral thermometer my ass!
This thread is puntastic.
Put that thermometer where the sun don’t shine.