Here’s a Diptych Called “At the Grocery Store One Day After the New Yorker Earthquake Article Hit”

Meanwhile, in this morning’s editorial meeting, Mudede laughed at anyone who would go to the store to buy water. “Coming home and just looking at your stored bottled water is absurd,” he said. “Earthquake water just feels, oh God. I don’t want to be reminded of it.”

Whatever, Charles. In case you don’t know what we’re talking about, read this and this and this and, of course, this.