Whatever, Grant. But we all know that the real measure of any blog is not the number of posts, but the number of comments, a score by which Slog is currently crushing Line Out today by an embarrassingly one-sided 70 to 5 margin.
I mean, if a tree falls in the forest, and all that…

Comments are the currency of the webnet.
HA! My conjecture is VALIDATED! …And in one last inevitable recursion, we disappear up our own fundamental aperture and emerge in the fourth dimension as a needle-thin umber bird.
No one would be reading Slog if they knew you were at home typing in your underwear. GROSS.
People actually read Line Out? I thought it was just there to keep Grant from mucking up the real blog.
Grant, I don’t mean to upset you but I am typing this in your underwear.
Grant @3: What makes you think I’m wearing underwear?
I’m not surprised. How many musicians are going to be out of bed by noon? How many of those are in any condition to turn on a computer?
Line out is boring because it’s content is about bullshit music no one has ever heard of written by bullshit hipsters no one gives a crap about.
Slog is boring because it’s content is basically mudede and goldy rubbing their dicks all over each other while Jen Graves shouts gibberish into a bullhorn and calls it ‘art.’
Then Dan talks down to a pervert and everyone goes home.
Fucking rogue apostrophes
I’d like to see Line Out’s referrer-log. How much traffic goes there that is not just blind deceptive links from the SLOG?
Insert first sentence of @8 here.
BLAH BLAH BLAH.
Don’t you have some shopping carts to take pictures of?