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David Schmader—former weed columnist and Stranger associate editor—is the author of the solo plays Straight and Letter to Axl, which he’s performed in Seattle and across the US. His latest...

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  1. Scout is a kid. It’s not remotely sexy to pretend to make child porn, or to solicit for it.

    And when I say “not remotely sexy,” I mean “probably violates all kinds of criminal laws with harsh penalties.”

  2. @2, I think it’s alright if the actress in the porn-remake is an adult. For example, the Brady xxx movie has all the Brady kids (characters all under 18) being played by people presumably over 18.

  3. @2: So you think that making a parody porno with an obviously adult actor pretending to be a fictional teenage girl “probably violates all kinds of criminal laws with harsh penalties”? Like, which ones?

    Here’s what I think: you’re probably guilty of practicing law without a license. Go away before someone catches you!

  4. “Scout is a kid. It’s not remotely sexy to pretend to make child porn, or to solicit for it.”

    God you’re stupid. Nobody is involving children.

    “And when I say “not remotely sexy,” I mean “probably violates all kinds of criminal laws with harsh penalties.””

    It’s legal because it involves consenting adults. Again, you’re horribly dumb.

  5. @1: That’s what I first thought of, too. Gross.

    @2: You’re going to get all bent out of shape about an adult playing Scout, but you don’t have an opinion on Sexy Baby Vegetable Garden? Interesting.

    I really, really hope that no one makes a film involving Greg Nickels, in actuality or in spirit.

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